Regarding Dutch Angles

For reasons currently unknown, on
October 12th, you began taking the medication.

It's unclear whether or not you are or will become aware
of the fact that the only affect of this medication
is a complete inability to ever remember having taken it.

It is equally unclear where, exactly, you got these pills,
but, if you look, your name is plainly printed on the label.

The primary side effect you have noticed to date is
an increasing distrust of those around you since it's clear
that someone is screwing around with your pills.

{It's important to note that at this very moment he is participating in his first Psychic Reading (why or how he selected and received this reading from a doctor working on a suspended medical license will never be known).

Because of this fact, it is understandable that he will treat the session as whole, and the words of the “psychic” specifically as a Directive.}

But in addition, you will soon, or have already experienced the following side effects:

• Increased thoughts relating to the construction of business parks.
• Increased urination due to substantially increased liquid-based compulsions
• A decrease in receivable (or at least decipherable) phone calls
• An almost palpable sense that you're constantly being followed by a ghost of your exact age

Not to mention the looping segment
Of a chorus of a likely non-existent song
That you can't get out of your head:

"First things first,
Let's call you a hearse."